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The Last Story - review

A portion of a Dtoid review...

I am not glad that The Last Story is, ultimately, a sub-standard experience from a studio that is capable of so much better than this. If The Last Story is the Wii's swan song, it is a miserable dirge, full of regret and remorse.

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14 Aug 2012 17:30

He was excited for it. It's probably worth more than a 4, but he obviously didn't like it
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14 Aug 2012 17:44

As expected, the two game reviewers I hate (GI, Destructoid) give a good game bad scores.

Considering everyone's giving The Last Story 8+ scores is a clear sign these two are just not worth listening to.
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14 Aug 2012 17:53

Going to cancel my pre-order. Sterling's reviews are more often than not usually apply towards my taste. The game never really looked that appealing to me anyway, gameplay or visually, especially considering how brown and muddy it is.
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14 Aug 2012 17:54

Vash the Stampede wrote:-Gives this game a crap score
-Gives Darksiders II a 9.0

I don't understand why they keep making him do Wii reviews when he obviously hates the Wii. It would be nice to find some non biased reviews in this day and age.


-Gives Kirby's Return to Dream Land a 10
-Gives Kirby's Epic Yarn a 9.5
-Gives Xenoblade Chronicles an 8.0

Yes, clearly he hates the Wii.
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14 Aug 2012 18:24

PEICanada7 wrote: "If The Last Story is the Wii's swan song, it is a miserable dirge, full of regret and remorse." Really, so because he couldn't get into this JRPG, that invalidated the Wii's entire existence. All the good to great games get erased, because of this one last big Wii game release not living up to his expectations.

I'm pretty sure that's not what's being said there. Pretty sure he's just talking about The Last Story specifically, which to some would be the Wii's swan song, being one 'full of regret and remorse' in his typical pompous/pretentious manner, not talking about the entire Wii library to date. The second sentence in the review goes
Sterling wrote:As a fan of Mistalker's work and a lover of Lost Odyssey, I considered it the perfect swan song for the Wii, the kind of game that could embody everything good about the Wii (and there was plenty of good) one last time.
so ya, might wanna work on that thar comprehension
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14 Aug 2012 19:33

TheBaconator wrote:Going to cancel my pre-order. Sterling's reviews are more often than not usually apply towards my taste. The game never really looked that appealing to me anyway, gameplay or visually, especially considering how brown and muddy it is.

I just did the same. I couldn't make up my mind for the longest time, but all the negative reviews coming in usually have a grain of truth to them (at least) so I'm going to wait and see what the general population has to say about it before trying it out myself. May pick it up later at a discount.
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14 Aug 2012 22:10

That's funny folks.

Cause I sure seem to remember it getting positive reviews when it originally came out in Japan. But hey, what would they know?
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14 Aug 2012 23:37

Devil_Rising wrote:That's funny folks.

Cause I sure seem to remember it getting positive reviews when it originally came out in Japan. But hey, what would they know?
If by 'reviews' you mean 'review' and by 'they' you mean 'only Famitsu'.

Japanese equivalent of Metacritic, goooooooo.

but hey what would they know
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14 Aug 2012 23:46

@Hamr

Zengeki and Takt have pretty good score... Curse you NoA/Reggie/Iwata/whoever is preventing localization!
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14 Aug 2012 23:53

@Hamr
They gave Pandora's Tower a better score... despite hearing that The Last Story is superior to it.
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15 Aug 2012 00:05

Autosaver wrote:@Hamr
They gave Pandora's Tower a better score... despite hearing that The Last Story is superior to it.

If I believed everything I hear, then I would expect controversial stuff like Other M or Epic Mickey to have been not very good.

Wait, bad examples.
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15 Aug 2012 01:28

evJeremy wrote:
Vash the Stampede wrote:-Gives this game a crap score
-Gives Darksiders II a 9.0

I don't understand why they keep making him do Wii reviews when he obviously hates the Wii. It would be nice to find some non biased reviews in this day and age.


-Gives Kirby's Return to Dream Land a 10
-Gives Kirby's Epic Yarn a 9.5
-Gives Xenoblade Chronicles an 8.0

Yes, clearly he hates the Wii.


Glad someone did this.
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15 Aug 2012 02:46

I wish I could be surprised, but I read the GI review a few days ago, and now I expect many more reviews like this coming soon.
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15 Aug 2012 04:29

On one hand, this game has a 70% chance of sucking like all JRPGs does in thier lifespan. On the other hand, he and the other editorial staff gave games like every cod, skyrim, mass effect 3 8 to 10 scores... Plus, I heard he put the option to turn off auto battle after people told him about it... Our reviewer folks.
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15 Aug 2012 04:39

Hamr wrote:
Devil_Rising wrote:That's funny folks.

Cause I sure seem to remember it getting positive reviews when it originally came out in Japan. But hey, what would they know?
If by 'reviews' you mean 'review' and by 'they' you mean 'only Famitsu'.

Japanese equivalent of Metacritic, goooooooo.

but hey what would they know


According to this, Kirby's Epic Yarn and Fragile are bad ... well I feel stupid.

Spoiler:
The end of this episode has a moral to us all to consider.
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16 Aug 2012 11:07

Hamr wrote:
Devil_Rising wrote:That's funny folks.

Cause I sure seem to remember it getting positive reviews when it originally came out in Japan. But hey, what would they know?
If by 'reviews' you mean 'review' and by 'they' you mean 'only Famitsu'.

Japanese equivalent of Metacritic, goooooooo.

but hey what would they know





Funny you should mention that, oh all-knowing one. Considering that Metacritic itself has a current score of 80 for The Last Story. But hey. What would they know. :roll:
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16 Aug 2012 15:43

DeAngelo Guillory wrote:According to this, Kirby's Epic Yarn and Fragile are bad...
They are, but that is really neither here nor there.

Devil_Rising wrote:
Hamr wrote:
Devil_Rising wrote:That's funny folks.

Cause I sure seem to remember it getting positive reviews when it originally came out in Japan. But hey, what would they know?
If by 'reviews' you mean 'review' and by 'they' you mean 'only Famitsu'.

Japanese equivalent of Metacritic, goooooooo.

but hey what would they know


Funny you should mention that, oh all-knowing one. Considering that Metacritic itself has a current score of 80 for The Last Story.
I am going to need a link to confirm that, please. Considering how you just straight-up lied about its Japanese reception, you cannot possibly expect me to simply take your word, lol.
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17 Aug 2012 00:59

If you don't know how to navigate the internets to go and look for yourself, then I'm afraid there is absolutely no hope for you.


And I didn't "straight up lie" about anything. Your posts make about as much sense as your avatar. Which is why I typically don't even waste my time with you. Good day.
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17 Aug 2012 01:16

Hamr wrote:
Autosaver wrote:@Hamr
They gave Pandora's Tower a better score... despite hearing that The Last Story is superior to it.

If I believed everything I hear, then I would expect controversial stuff like Other M or Epic Mickey to have been not very good.

Wait, bad examples.

The difference here is that Pandora's Tower is pretty much universal on that it was the least wanted out of the three. I remember tons of complaints about the game before it even came out. The Metacritic rating also had much lower ratings than The Last Story. Fans thought both Xenoblade/Last Story were better.

The Other M BS was all some whiny fans crapping about how they ruined Samus. It was more annoying complaints tbh.
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17 Aug 2012 01:54

Devil_Rising wrote:If you don't know how to navigate the internets to go and look for yourself, then I'm afraid there is absolutely no hope for you.
It is cute how you think refusing to back up what you are saying with verifiable facts is the sign of a strong argument.
And I didn't "straight up lie" about anything.
Your weird attempts to feign ignorance the existence of easily-apparent things that are on this very page is pretty hilarious.

Tell me again about how Japan loved Last Story and we should listen to them because they are such experts on RPGs.

Hamr wrote:
Devil_Rising wrote:That's funny folks.

Cause I sure seem to remember it getting positive reviews when it originally came out in Japan. But hey, what would they know?
If by 'reviews' you mean 'review' and by 'they' you mean 'only Famitsu'.

Japanese equivalent of Metacritic, goooooooo.
See that bit at the end where I provide an actual link with hard data that conclusively disproved what you said?

Which is then followed by you refusing to do the same and trying to change the subject rather than just admit you got caught red-handed saying things that are not true?

"Your posts make about as much sense as your avatar."

Lol, what?

that guy has a funny picture of a dog as his avatar, what does it mean

"Which is why I typically don't even waste my time with you."

Yes, because ordinarily you are smart enough to quit while you are behind.

By all means though, keep saying that a score of 59% and a grade of D counts as 'positive reviews'. :lol:

Autosaver wrote:The difference here is that Pandora's Tower is pretty much universal on that it was the least wanted out of the three. I remember tons of complaints about the game before it even came out.
So your argument is that people who had not played either game thought one looked better than the other?

Do I have to explain what is wrong with that line of reasoning?

"The Metacritic rating also had much lower ratings than The Last Story. Fans thought both Xenoblade/Last Story were better."

You do realize that all the Prime games have way higher Metacritic scores than Other M, right?

"The Other M BS was all some whiny fans crapping about how they ruined Samus. It was more annoying complaints tbh"

I love how you go from 'Metacritic is the one true measure of fan reaction, the fans are correct, we have to listen to it' in regards to Pandora's Tower and then switch to saying that Metacritic is wrong and 'those people were whiny fans who should not be listened to'. In the same post.



Full disclosure: You are talking to someone who bought, owns, and beat The Last Story. Can you either of you guys say the same, or are you trying to champion a game you have never even played?
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17 Aug 2012 03:14

Hey, I am perfectly calm.

Image

(We should be careful, though. These pictures might confuse Devil_Rising)
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17 Aug 2012 04:11

Here is your "proof". You know.....something you could have looked up yourself, quite easily, in a matter of seconds. Enjoy.

http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii/the- ... ic-reviews


Now perhaps you can go back to your daily trolling routine in peace. Ta ta! :roll:
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17 Aug 2012 16:22

Devil_Rising wrote:Here is your "proof".
Thanks. Still waiting on the admission that you were wrong about Last Story's Japanese reception, but I will take what I can get.
You know.....something you could have looked up yourself, quite easily, in a matter of seconds.
Burden of proof does not work that way. It is not the responsibility of other people to cite the statistics that you are claiming to be true.
Now perhaps you can go back to your daily trolling routine in peace. :roll:

And you can go back to calling everyone who disagrees with you trolls. :lol:

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