The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[Irritating Stick]

A: He doesn't support the underwear industry at all. I mean, look at those models. They're starving!

Q: Do you think Link should keep trying to get with Zelda, or should he cut his losses and hook up with Ruto? She wants his babies after all.

[MasterofMonster]

A: Yes, he should. But then Ganon would find a reason to kidnap HER instead. Ganon only does it to piss of Link, afterall~

Q: What do you get if you combine Miyamoto and Reggie?

[Jack_Atlas]

A: This

Spoiler:

Q:What do get when you combine Iwata and Miyamoto now?

[cortjezter]

A:

Q: what do you get if you cross paul bunyan and reggie?

[Irritating Stick]

A: A super combination of manliness that the world would tremble to behold. Seriously, this would make the all other men irrelevant to society.

Q: Why am I not playing Kid Icarus yet?

[the_nintendo_screw]

A: Because you live in New Jersey.

Q: Why is USPS taking so long to deliver my copy of Kid Icarus.

[Irritating Stick]

A: ...Because you live in New Jersey.

Q: If Samus gave an endorsement, what kind of product would she endorse and why?

[cortjezter]

A: "Visit lovely New Jersey. Lots of Kid Icarus not happening here"

Q: who is your daddy and what does he do?

[MasterofMonster]

A: (is that a Nintendo-Ralated question? lol~) My Dad is Miyamoto. He's God~

Q: If Yoshi burps in a forest with no-one around, does it still smell?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Yes since Yoshi would be the one smell it. . .then he dies from the toxic fumes from all the stuff he manages to put in his mouth.

Q: Why did I get my Kid Icarus Uprising copy right-on-time from Amazon and not everyone else?
(Could it be cause Nintendo and Amazon love me more than all you? )

[Jack_Atlas]

A:No because if they loved you,then Reggie and Miyamoto really love me.They love me so much that they actually hand delivered my copy on time and at 9:00AM and when they got here proposed to me on one knee but then I had to remind them that we were the manliest of men and did not swing that way.When they came to their senses they departed in what seems like rainbow and sunshine.Oh and their next game is going to feature huge boobies titled "Miyamoto's wild rumpus though boobieville."

Q:If Reggie and Miyamoto saw my comment depicting their grand chariot as rainbows and sunshine what would their reaction be?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A:


Q: How do Nintendo fans deal with haters?

[Jack_Atlas]

A:

Spoiler:

free question

[KingBroly]

Q: What type of fries does Mario prefer?

[M2honey]

A: The kind of fries you get when you shoot fire ball out of your hands.

Q: When will we have morph ball technology?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Never cause the worlds going to end.

Q: What would Nintendo's next newest IP look like?

[awsomelama]

A; Miyamoto' mother

Q: if link had any Nintendo character from a different franchise for his helper, who would it be and why?

[the_nintendo_screw]

A: Baby Mario because only he has the power to be more annoying than Fi.

Q: How would people react if Little Nemo the Dream Master got released on the Eshop?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A:

B: How old is Peach?

[Steel Diver]

B: How old is Peach?

A:78 she has had a lot of cosmetic surgery/botox though.

Q: Why is Link always smelling his hand?

[chris_the_wing]

A:

Q: Who benefits from the war on drugs in the mushroom kingdom?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Miyamoto

Q: What pet will Nintendo fans most likely own? [ΦωΦ]

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Nintendogs (+ Cats)

Q: Who would win in a boxing match between Little Mac and Balrog?

[J0RdAnN]

A:Guile. His theme goes with everything.

Q:In the main Pokémon RPG franchise why is it possible to catch female MR.Mimes?

[chris_the_wing]

A: Because baby, they were born that way.

Q: Should I be concerned that these bots are showing signs of excitement?