The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[gtt]

Q: Why hasn't Ninty bought the License for 'RMC: The Master Beard'?

A: because the beard is far to powerful to tame.

Q: Given that the beard is too powerful to tame, what would happen if it were free from the face?

[LegendofZelda1996]

Q: Given that the beard is too powerful to tame, what would happen if it were free from the face?

A: The beard would probably kill most of the Nintendo assassins.

Q: What do Nintendo assassins do in their free time anyway?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Play the Xbox 720 and PS4 FOR VERY GOOD REASONS!. . . . .(*whispers*). . .I can't say no more cause they're watching )

Q: Will the money the Wii"U" prints out cure world hunger?

[TheLastBlade]

A: It cures AIDS.

Q: How come Other M was not good?

[gtt]

Q: How come Other M was not good?

A:to remind people that nintendo can crush their dreams and hopes at will.

Q:If the wiiu doesn't have an ethernet port, how many tables will I flip over in rage?

[MasterofMonster]

A: You will flip over as many Tablets as there are flipped Tablets when you're done~

Q: why won't Link and Ghirahim go on a date?!

[Steel Diver]

Q: why won't Link and Ghirahim go on a date?!

A: Link is already in a committed relationship with the fun fun island guy Dodoh.

Q:Does Mallo from Pushmo/pullbloxs do anything else other then Pushmos/pullbloxs?

[MasterofMonster]

A: Yes. Mallo is corrently trying to get a Job in SSB4 as a background character in a Pushmo stage. But Tingle was hired instead~

Q: Why aren't I King of Nintendo yet?!~

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Cause theres only one King. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .ME! >8D

Q: Why can't I go picking berries with Yoshi?

[MasterofMonster]

A: He's busy kicking Nintendo's A** for giving him an even girlier voice~

Q: Why aren't Miyamoto a character in Smash Bros?!

[LDAF]

A: Because they don't want you to know there ARE multiple Miyamotos.

Q: What do Zelda/Metroid/etc. bosses DO while they wait for the hero to show up to their tiny room?

[gtt]

A: Because they don't want you to know there ARE multiple Miyamotos.

Q: What do Zelda/Metroid/etc. bosses DO while they wait for the hero to show up to their tiny room?

A: Browse the internets and play pokemon with their minons.

Q:What would happen if Link ever spoke?

[MasterofMonster]

A: Space itself would tear itself apart!

Q: What would Ganondorf say if Link kicked him in the nuts?

[mock turtle]

A: ACK! My Triforces of Power!

Q: Why does Vaati have a giant eye?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: To look into your soul for RUPEES! (O.O)

Q: What will the first shovelware title to hit the Wii"U" be called?

[gtt]

Q: What will the first shovelware title to hit the Wii"U" be called?

A: Something something mii and u. Shovelware will distilled to its purest form, names will be reduced the barest words possible, soon they will just be pictures.

Q: What do one up mushrooms taste like?

[MasterofMonster]

A: Duude, then, like, taste like, raaaainbows, maan! Dude.

Q: What do the Pikmin get from killing giant monsters and slaving for Olimar?!

[Totodile]

A: Duude, then, like, taste like, raaaainbows, maan! Dude.

Q: What do the Pikmin get from killing giant monsters and slaving for Olimar?!

A: Their lives are spared. Olimar is a horrific dictator.

Q: Who made Rainbow Road?

[cortjezter]

A. I think we all know it was Tingle.

Q. Who made Tingle?

[MasterofMonster]

A: God. But Tingle made God. Who made Tingle. Who made God. It's complicated~

Q: Why hasn't Wario's Gums rotten after him having his mouth open 24/7?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: It must be the onions he eats or the floss he finds in the garbage. Either way its magic farts. XP

Q: How will Megaman fans get ahold of Legends 3 on the 3DS?

[GiriOni]

A: Defeating Ganon in hand to foot combat while avoiding Capcom dictators.

Q: If the last Metroid game was called Other M, will the next one be called 'Other GameThatEveryoneForgotHadIts25th'?

[MasterofMonster]

A: No. It will be named: Other N~

Q: Why isn't Mario in jail after all the millions of Turtles and such he's killed?!

[TheLastBlade]

A: Because those turtles committed crimes more worse than Mario killing turtle that should never have been born.

Q: How come sakamoto is worse than George Lucas?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Because those turtles committed crimes more worse than Mario killing turtle that should never have been born.

Q: How come sakamoto is worse than George Lucas?

A: Sakamoto hurts cats.

Q: Why does (Nintendo) like being cheap with their hardware these days?