The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: When they become the only console manufacturer left and the biased media complaints about it.

Q: Why does Falco prefers the air?

[nintenfan1456]

A: because he does

Q: why is Mario not fired for not going to his plumber job?

[dkanddiddy]

A: Mario owns his own plumbing company, so he can't be fired!

Q: Mario plays Soccer, Baseball, Basketball, Tennis etc... So why not American Football?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: It wouldn't be fun. ~

Q: Why doesn't the 3DS XL have a second circle pad?

[led-naruto]

A: It has one, it's invisible.

Q: What type of cake does Kirby like?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: Strawberry cake! It makes him even MORE pink!

Q: Who's the most racist Nintendo character and why?

[MasterofMonster]

A: Link. All the time, he beats up Ganondorf. And what is Ganondorf? Black, and Ginger. Poor guy. Links should just let him have the Triforce for a while.

Q: We all know Mario is a plumber. But, having NEVER fixed a pipe before, how can he still have his job?!?!

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: He causes leaks on Nintendo's HQ on purpose behind the scenes, and he fixes them when he's not in a game.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[dkanddiddy]

A: Engineering students from Purdue University created a licking machine that mimicked the human tongue and the licking motion. They then tested this machine against real tootsie pops with the results being an average of 364 licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop licking from only one side constantly (http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php ... otsie-pop/)

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of an Invincibility Lollipop?

[Tingle]

A: Blue

Q: When Ganon's castle is collapsing in OoT and Link has to fight two Stalfos, why doesn't Zelda transform in to Sheik and help out instead of just standing there being useless?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Because she's waiting to transform in case Link wants to score.

Q: Why does Eggman always build robots instead of developing a drink that could make him as fast as Sonic?

[Edsanji]

A: Beacause instead of run, he will roll around.

Q: Why does Nintendo do not make another MachRider?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: Because they're too busy making and milking games that actually MAKE them money, like the Mario games.

Q: How come this game hasn't been released by Nintendo yet even though they already finished working on it?

[led-naruto]

A: Because the King's ship won't sail.

Q: Why does Peach have too many paintings in her castle?

[AtomicBean]

A: Her castle was actually renovated from an art museum.

Q: Gee, it sure is boring around here. I wonder what Ganon's up to?

[MasterofMonster]

A: *puts head down on floor* ...... Now-

Q: Miyamoto + Sakurai = ???

[JimLink]

A: Best friends for ever

Q: How many calories does a golden banana contain?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: The same amount equaled to how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

Q: Here is the map. Where do you wish to go?

[nintenfan1456]

A: New Jersey

Q: Why cant i gain powers?

[MasterofMonster]

A: You're already as strong as one can get.

Q: The tastiest Yoshi Color?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: All of them! Kidnap the babies of many different colors, put them in a blender, turn it on, and voila! You got yourself a tasty and fruity smoothie!

Q: What do Yoshis taste like? And what would be the most delicious part of a Yoshi?

[bunny-cow]

A: Rubber dipped in honey. The most delicious part is the face.

Q: If the next Super Smash Bros. just contained character slots comprised entirely of Metal Mario and Dry Bowser, what kind of sorcery was used?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Reskinned magic, by the laziest wizards you can think of.

Q: Which Nintendo character would have the most trouble saying this "peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers"?

[led-naruto]

A: Link, he can't make too many short HEAAAAAAAAAA's.

Q: When did Kirby learn how to dance?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: When he absorbed Usher.

Q: Who would win in the manliest of fights to the death; Nonspecific Action Figure or Captain Falcon?