Make a Wish~

[Waluigi]

Granted, but its just an HD collection of the three firsts. (This is real btw)

I wish I owned every single Nintendo game, complete and in mint condition

[Mirr0rR3flection]

Wish granted though you lose it all in a FIRE!

I wish Sony would stop copying Nintendo.

[chris_the_wing]

Wish granted, they start copying Lockheed Martin instead & wage actual war on Nintendo.

I wish my hand puppetry skills were properly recognized.

[J0RdAnN]

Wish granted but your skills are only recognized by nudists.

I wish for Chuck Norris.

[chris_the_wing]

Wish granted, however the Chuck Norris meme is worn out, now he just goes around asking for spare change.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[KingBroly]

Granted, but the hard drive containing those wishes became corrupted and had to be formatted. So you have none.

I wish a new Scepter of Power

[WarioT]

Granted but the scepter only has garlic power

I wish I could buy something on the Eshop

[Fluffernutter]

Granted, but all you get is 3D Classics Urban Champion.

I wish I had a glass of chocolate milk.

[HammerGalladeBro]

Wish Granted, but the milk expired.

I wish some Mega Man and Dragon Quest love in Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS

[ddddd]

Granted, each character/stage/trophy is a 60 dollars on-disc dlc

I wish for the gaming media to be professional and unbiased

[Waluigi]

Granted, but the gaming industry goes kaput

I wish Ubisoft would put effort into 3DS ports

[Mirr0rR3flection]

Wish granted but it turns out they only put 0.001% more effort.

I wish my wishes came out the way I envisioned them.

[ddddd]

Granted, but subconsciously you were thinking your wish would fail.

I wish for a different genie

[ninjaTOASTY]

Granted, but the new genie is afraid of people and never leaves his lamp.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[ddddd]

Granted, you knew what to wish for, now you forgot.

I wish to not find any more of these lamps!

[Waluigi]

Granted, you're out of the game, see ya next thread

I wish for all junk food to be healty

[ninjaTOASTY]

Granted, but now it tastes even worse than healthy food.

I wish they would state a release date for Animal Crossing on 3DS.

[the_nintendo_screw]

Granted, but it won't release until 2015. :/

I wish the terms 'fanboy', 'casual', and 'hardcore' were no longer used.

[WarioT]

Granted but you have the strongest urge to use those words and First,Second and Third

I wish for a real life Mario Kart

[J0RdAnN]

Granted but you got a free Blue Shell delivered after you started your Kart


I wish I had tickets to this years E3.

[ninjaTOASTY]

Granted, but you have no way of getting there.

I wish SEGA would make Sonic Adventure 3

[AtomicBean]

Granted, but it's a Japan-only release on the 3DS!

I wish I looked more like Link.

[Fluffernutter]

Granted, but you can never talk again.

I wish my power level was over 9000.

[chris_the_wing]

Granted, but you're only rated up to 5000 and burst into flames.

I wish I could beat Mother Brain in Metroid Prime 1 so I can start playing MP2 with a clear conscious.

[Mirr0rR3flection]

Wish granted but you beat up Mother Brain with a bat all while Samus stood around looking pretty in a swim suit. (*It all happened in a Dream*) You then woke up to play MP2 with a clear conscious. Happy?

I wish Mods were more friendly.