Make a Wish~

[nintenfan1456]

A: Great, now the poor people have burned down Nintendo... U got ur wish....

Q: why is my cat fat?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

(Let me correct you)

I wish I knew why my cat is fat.

Wish granted, you over-fed it lasagna.

I wish to find $100 every day I go for a walk. :p

[dkanddiddy]

wish granted, however for some reason that means Jirachi will cease to exist.

I wish i was 7 feet tall.

[nintenfan1456]

my bad, thanks @Mirr0R3flection

wish granted, now THQ is at your doorstep begging for your cash...

I wish Link would save some other princess for a change!

[nintenfan1456]

sorry, that is really unlucky timing! @dkanddiddy, we posted response to mirroreflection at the same time! discard my last post.

wish granted, but now the LA Lakers have drafted you, and you suck at basketball!

I wish link would save some other hot princess for a change!

[Mirr0rR3flection]

(No thanks needed, glad I could help. ^_^)

Wish granted, but Zelda is never seen again EVER.

I wish mosquitoes never existed. >_<

[led-naruto]

Wish granted, but with that spiders become extinct as well as frogs as well as swamp animals as well as fish as well as sharks as well as whales as well as...*three hours later* ...as well as eagles as well as bears as well as tigers as well as... *six hours later* ...as well as Iwata as well as bananas as well as Nintendo and lastly as well as us...

I wish Bomberman had a new game that it's not Act Zero-esque.

[HammerGalladeBro]

Granted, but then:


I wish my smartphone wasn't so slooooowww! Thus it wouldn't be a slowphone.

[ddddd]

Granted, everything the phone does its done at the speed of light including the battery life, you cant even use it now.

I wish Nintendo revealed some big wiiu games soon

[HammerGalladeBro]

Granted, here's the remaining Nintendo Land games.

I wish Pac-Man is included in Smash Bros 4 now that Namco Bandai is helping Sakurai with the development.

[led-naruto]

Granted, he's now a sticker.

I wish Miyamoto would tell us about his new game.

[AtomicBean]

Granted. Presenting...Wii Knitting!

I wish Miyamoto's new game wasn't Wii Knitting.

[Fluffernutter]

Granted, it is in fact Wii Music: Extreme Edition.

I wish people would stop complaining about the 3DS XL's lack of second circle pad.

[MasterofMonster]

Wish Granted. They complain about the lack of a Third Circle Pad instead.

I Wish I lived in the world of Futurama!

[HammerGalladeBro]

Granted, now the only thing you can say is:


I wish Vegeta answered "IT'S OVER 9000!" to any question anyone asks.

[WarioT]

Granted but now he can't talk until Dr.Stiles cures him

I wish for the Gonintendo site to live on!

[JimLink]

Granted but now it's the only site in the whole Internet.

I wish I had infinity wishes.

[HammerGalladeBro]

Granted, but all your wishes are the same.

I wish Latin American Cartoon Network didn't censor scenes in MAD.

[led-naruto]

Granted, but then everyone would see the big horror in them that people started wishing that they would censor the scenes again.

I wish I had logic.

[Mirr0rR3flection]

Wish granted, but you can't comprehend it. -_-

I wish mario rode a pony.

[AtomicBean]

Granted, he and Link swapped their rides! Then Mario dressed up Epona like Pinkie Pie.

I wish Nintendo would launch the 3DS XL in black and white to match the Wii U!

[JimLink]

Granted, but charger, stylus, SD, AR cards aren't included in the bundle.

I wish my ki level was over 9000!

[HammerGalladeBro]

Granted, but you suddenly transform into Vegeta and can only break scouters.

I wish my DS collection grew from 49 to 50.

[Mirr0rR3flection]

Wish granted, but it then shrunk down to zero cause your whole DS collection got stolen.

I wish people wouldn't steal. :'(

[Steel Diver]

I wish people wouldn't steal. :'(

Okay, now people only murder

I wish Steel Diver 2 existed.