ANYTHING else!
Except for maybe Bit Trip Runner...which had plenty of hype.
Hear me out.
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize every game Wii ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on my sweater already, Mom Brain's spaghetti
I'm nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready to take on,
RMC - I keep on forgettin what I wanna write down,
the whole board goes so loud
I open my brain, but the words won't come out
I'm choking now, everybody's facepalming now
The clock's run out, time's up over, piss!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Barkis, he choked
I'm so mad, but I won't give up that
Easy, no
I won't have it , I knows Wii''s got its back to these ropes
Pachter don't matter, Wii's dope
I knows that, but non first party's broke
Development so stagnant that I know
When I goes back to my mobile home, that's when it's
Back from Wal Mart again yo
Bought the first party again, no
I need to capture this moment and hope it don't pass me
RMC better lose yourself in the software, the moment,
Promote it, you better never let us down
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
Trauma Team's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
Trackmania is mine for the taking,
Little King Story, as we move toward a Mad World order
A normal game is boring, but shovelware's close to post mortem
Bit Trip only grows harder, only grows hotter
Travis blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Mario's already gots coast to coast shows, he's know as the global ruler
Lonely sales, God only knows
Dead Space found no homes, got's no father
Conduit GameFly's to homes but barely gets no farther
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
Capcom don't want us no more, we's casual products
They moved on to the next HD schmoe who flows
Even to Apple and Monster Hunter sold nada
Even with Nintendo, and now it's told and continues to unfold
I suppose it's old partner but the Wii goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
RMC better lose yourself in the software, the moment,
Promote it, you better never let us down
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
PROMOTE MORE GAMES, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear the Ware House roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was trolling in the beginning, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off N64dd
But I kept rhyming and ghostwritin the viral
Best believe somebody's paying THIS pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my attach ratio
And I can't provide the right type of games for my family
Cause man, these damned Wii Points don't buy classic games at retail
And it's not movies, there's no Netflix on my Wii
These times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Trying to find a good third party game, plus
Teeter totter caught up between Virtual Console Whores and the EULA
IGN CORE drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of Malstrom
He's gotten me to the point, I'm like his slave
I've got to formulate his plot, wether I like it or not!
Success is my only Blue Ocean option, failure's not
RMC, I love you, but these Galaxy Trailer's got to go
Its gotten old and overexposed a lot
So here you go - its your shot.
Fingers fail RMC not cause maybe this be the only opportunity that Wii got
RMC better lose yourself in the software, the moment,
Promote it, you better never let us down
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You can do anything you put your mind to...
