The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Thats what PETA has been trying to warn us secretly.

Q: What hasn't Mario done thats alreadly been done by him?

[MegaMan64]

A: Princess Peach. ZING!

Q; Why does the Mushroom Kingdom not fire the guards responisble for all the kidnappings of Princess Peach?

[zeeroid]

A: Because the Mushroom Kingdom's Chancellor is a bumbling idiot who is as much to blame as the guards themselves.

Q: Which two Nintendo franchise characters would be most likely to hook up in the back of a Kart?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Kirby and Jigglypuff.

Q: Why do some idiots call a Metal Gear Solid game a Sony game as if Sony made it?

[The Jack Of Hearts]

A: Because some people rely too much on nostalgia.

Q: Two Octoroks, one deku stick. Who would win?

[kingadrock]

A deku stick.

Q: What would the kids look like if Sonic, and Peach had a baby?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: They're daughters would at least look like this:


Q: If the "Like taking candy from a baby" saying is true, WHO in there evil little right mind would even THINK of taking innocent little cute Baby Peaches candy?????????

[TheLastBlade]

A: Bowser

Q: Why is Mario's games better than superman's?

[MasterofMonster]

A: Cuz' Mario has thaa FROG SUIT!~

Q: Who is Bowser's Favorite Kid, and Why?~

[kingadrock]

A: Roy. Because he wears the shades, and he knows that there is no spoon.

Q: Why do all the Mii characters have hands, but no arms?

[zeeroid]

A: Michel Ancel's input.

Q: When will our goddamn Club Nintendo Elite rewards for 2010-2011 ship out? SERIOUSLY

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: I haven't received mine either, so I'd say NEVER!!!

Q: What does Waluigi do when he has nothing else to do thanks to Nintendo?

[Tingle]

Q: What does Waluigi do when he has nothing else to do thanks to Nintendo?

A: He is an aspiring pâtissier with dreams of opening his own bakery.

Q: Why won't Nintendo let Eiji Aonuma work on something other than Zelda?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Cause Eiji Aonuma is bound to a chain in the Zelda development work department thanks to Nintendo!

Q: Why aren't Peach and married?

[LDAF]

A: She fears that it'll interrupt her affair with Bowser.

Q: When will Anthony Blacktastic Higgs get his own game?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: When Jordan Whitelicious Jiggles gets his own.

Q: Why doesn't Nintendo give us better free stuff than whats on Club Nintendo?

[DarkCobalt]

A: Because Miyamoto keeps all the good stuff for himself.

Q: Why won't Nintendo publish Xenoblade Chronicles, the Last Story, and Pandora's Tower in North America?

[Steel Diver]

Q: Why won't Nintendo publish Xenoblade Chronicles, the Last Story, and Pandora's Tower in North America?

A: We thought they didn't love us when you wrote that, but now Reggie is a warm and fuzzy teddy bear again!

Q: What does Link wear when he washes his clothes?

[DarkCobalt]

A: His other tunics. He always has spare tunics, like a sensible heroic adventurer.

Q: What is the name of the currency used in the Pokemon games? (I actually don't know :S)

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: $Dollars$

Q: What would Baby Link look like?

[Totodile]

A: Even more androgynous.

Q: Why does Tingle like to float?

[LegendofZelda1996]

Q: Why does Tingle like to float?

A: Because Tingle stores a load of Kooloo-Limpah magic in his balloon.

Q: Why does Peatrice have a huge crush on Link?

[KingBroly]

A: Because he fills her up...with Items.

Q: 3 Nintendo characters walk into a bar, Samus, Olimar and Blue Ice Climber. Who gets the most drunk?

[chris_the_wing]

A: Samus & Blue Ice Climber are seasoned drunks, Olimar is a cheep drunk, so, Olimar.
Q: Do love letters make good toilet paper?

[Steel Diver]

A: Samus & Blue Ice Climber are seasoned drunks, Olimar is a cheep drunk, so, Olimar.
Q: Do love letters make good toilet paper?

A:If your a dick like Link they do!

Q; Why does Link freak out every time he finds something? You would think after 25 years he would have curbed his enthusiasm a little.