The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[chris_the_wing]

A: You're forgetting that each game has a new Link, which qualifies you to write for CNN.

Q: If Travis Touchdown was a reality TV star which reality TV star would he be?

[DarkCobalt]

A: Travis Touchdown is too cool to be anyone else.

Q: How many cutscenes does it take for a Final Fantasy character to screw in a lightbulb?

[TheLastBlade]

A: trick question; final fantasy is cutscenes.

Q: How come more recent resident evil games has bad dialogue with bad matrix scenes?

[MasterofMonster]

A: The creator of Matrix is secretly working on the RE games~

Q: how many Toads do you need to save a Princess from a Castle?

[Gakdudes]

A: The answer is in another castle.

Q: What does it feel like to be swung around by your tail and tossed into a conveniently placed bomb?

[the_nintendo_screw]

A: It feels like one of my gentle kisses.

Q: When are video game consoles going to incorporate smell into game play?

[LDAF]

A: When Nintendo gives the Wii U a better name.

Q: How is Captain Falcon so buff for a guy that's an F-Zero car driver?

[bellboy]

A: The Blue Falcon is (FALCON)pedal-powered.

Q: What's the real reason why Bowser kidnaps Peach?

[omega59]

A: The Blue Falcon is (FALCON)pedal-powered.

Q: What's the real reason why Bowser kidnaps Peach?

A: twinkies

Q: why is hyrule constantly changing?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: The creators can't make up their minds how it should look.

Q: If you were Yoshi and could only save one baby from Kamek, who would you save?

Baby Mario or Baby Luigi?

[MasterofMonster]

A: Baby Luigi. Or else there wouldn't be a Luigi's Mansion!!!

Q: if you HAD to choose, who would you date: Ganondorf, or Ghirahim?~

[Steel Diver]

Q: if you HAD to choose, who would you date: Ganondorf, or Ghirahim?~

A:

Q: Where is the Mario stealth game we have all been waiting for? Mario Gear Solid anyone?

[gtt]

Q: Where is the Mario stealth game we have all been waiting for? Mario Gear Solid anyone?

A: In Detroit, 200 yards under ford field, there is a vault. in that vault, is all the things that should never be. should never see the light of day. that's why it is in detroit.

[MasterofMonster]

^ You didn't post a question... ;_;
Then i'll do it instead~

Q: If Tingle walked up to you in a dark alley, what would you do?~

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Commit robbery and take his rupees.

Q: Why was Waluigi not in Mario Kart 7???¿¿¿

[chris_the_wing]

A: He was busy writing the SOPA act.

Q: Has anyone else noticed that Mario games are full of magic mushrooms?

[omega59]

A: He was busy writing the SOPA act.

Q: Has anyone else noticed that Mario games are full of magic mushrooms?

A: Mario and Luigi are drug dealers

Q: In Skyward sword, why did Ghirahim lick Link's ear?

[MasterofMonster]

A: cuz' he was too scared to say "I Love You!"~

Q: What does Tingle look like without his clothes?~

[the_nintendo_screw]

A: Like Mr. Tumnus but with 6 nipples. O_O



Q: Why doesn't Microsoft make a handheld gaming platform?

[chris_the_wing]

A: They did, but the Windows Phone is keeping it in a pit in it's basement, lowering a basket with lotion and threatening the hose again.

Q: What is Sonic running from?

[MasterofMonster]

A: His Shadow. Actual shadow~ ;D

Q: Why don't my Pokémon like it when i touch there Balls?~

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Cause they're afraid you'll steal them and then sell them.

Q: Will the Wii"U" have an Easy-bake oven?

[MasterofMonster]

A: Yes. It will bake your game discs. And melt them~<3

Q: Why does Stunfisk exist? Seriously?

[KingBroly]

A: Because Reggie took your name and sold it to Internet Ad Companies

Q: Why can't Star Wolf let Star Fox do that?

[MasterofMonster]

He did?! yay~<3

A: Because instead, he want Star Fox to Screw that: http://www.411mania.com/game_article_pictures/13184.jpg

Q: Why hasn't Ninty bought the License for 'RMC: The Master Beard'?