The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[KingBroly]

A: Because they hate you. Yes you, personally.

Q: How long will it be before Iwata makes Kirby Nintendo's main franchise to spite Miyamoto?

[CorusFace]

A: Because they hate you. Yes you, personally.

Q: How long will it be before Iwata makes Kirby Nintendo's main franchise to spite Miyamoto?

Oh, come now, KingBroly, that's your answer to everything....

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Because they hate you. Yes you, personally.

Q: How long will it be before Iwata makes Kirby Nintendo's main franchise to spite Miyamoto?

Oh, come now, KingBroly, that's your answer to everything....

His answer is stupid so it fits along with the thread.

A: When you come up with a better more stupid but less stupid answer.


Q: Why won't (Nintendo) take all my money already?

[KingBroly]

A: Because they give me that money to give my Banhammer more bling!


Q: Free Question

[Blue_Falcon]

Q: What's faster: Blue Falcon or Dragoon?

[Jack_Atlas]

Q: What's faster: Blue Falcon or Dragoon?

A: Blue Falcon, it's powered by the sweat and punches of the most manliest of men of all mankind.

Q: Which Nintendo character would The Rock have a beer with?

[cortjezter]

A: probably a goron.

Q: which nintendo character is most likely to click on the 'male enhancement' spam in their inbox (remember, it could be a female too)?

[mock turtle]

A: probably a goron.

Q: which nintendo character is most likely to click on the 'male enhancement' spam in their inbox (remember, it could be a female too)?

A: Shiek.

Q: Why does the artwork for A Link to the Past not come close to matching the in-game graphics? (i.e. Aganihm's red robes on the art vs green robes in the game, Link's blonde hair in the art vs pink hair in the game, etc.)

[Steel Diver]

Q: Why does the artwork for A Link to the Past not come close to matching the in-game graphics? (i.e. Aganihm's red robes on the art vs green robes in the game, Link's blonde hair in the art vs pink hair in the game, etc.)

A: The person who did the artwork did not play the game.

Q: Why is Pikachu so cute?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: He never ages.

Q: If the 3DS had a 2nd Circle Pad from the get-go would we still be hearing DOOM and GLOOM from the media?

[Jack_Atlas]

A: Yes, because Nintendo is actually doomed along with every other video game company.Because of the Mayans and Dec, 21,2012

Q:If Link is the only one who can hold the Master sword, who can hold Link?

[GiriOni]

A: Ghirihim obviously, anyone else would make him sick with anger.

Q: Which is more likely to come to the WiiU, Persona 5 or GoldenSun 4?

[KingBroly]

A: Persona 5, because Crisis isn't a series. Crysis on the other hand, is.


Q: Which Nintendo character would most likely google their own name to see how many hits it'd bring up?

[Jack_Atlas]

A:Black Shadow,he feels insecure after losing to Captain Falcon for the hundredth time.But when he does he gets more "Black Shadow loses to Captain Falcon" articles and has to go sit in a corner.

Q: Why hasn't Iwata and Miyamoto been added to the smash bros. roster yet?

[KingBroly]

A: They'd be clones of each other, using money to attack other players.


Q: To work at Nintendo, how much do you have to laugh?

[Jack_Atlas]

A:A lot,because if you don't you don't know how to make money and you don't deserve to live!

Q: Why can everything in Tatsunoko vs Capcom be solved with BIRD MISSLES!!!!

[Irritating Stick]

A: Because they're testing the waters for an Angry Birds crossover.

Q: What Nintendo character would you like to drive home after he/she/it has been drinking and why?

[MasterofMonster]

A: Ghirahim. To.... Drink tea together. Yes, that's it~<3

Q: What do you get if you Combine Ghirahim with Tingle?

[mock turtle]

A: Ghirahim. To.... Drink tea together. Yes, that's it~<3

Q: What do you get if you Combine Ghirahim with Tingle?

A: Lady Gaga.

(pic related)

Q: What would happen if Falco and Captain Falcon switched jobs?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: They would both stay at their new jobs having found a new love for what they do now <3 . . .
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but then after an hour get fired for unknown stupid reasons. XD

(we'll never know )

Q: Why can't Nintendo seem to win over the brocore?

[Jack_Atlas]

A: Because Miyamoto's Leeroy Jenkins game has not been perfected yet.Rumor has it it's been in development for 15 years.

Q:Why would it take Nintendo that long to actually make a Leeroy Jenkins game?

[mariomaniac45213]

A: They're afraid that Martin Lawrence will sue them. The last name Jenkins is a trademark of Lawrence pictures inc.

Q: Why does Rare suck nuts and bolts now?

[MasterofMonster]

A: cuz' rare got a Piñata in the head at a party some time ago. Ever since then, the only good games they could make, were Piñata ones~

Q: If Yoshi don't throw the Eggs made of Eaten Enemies away, will then eventually hatch? And if yes, to what?!

[KingBroly]

A: Yes, into Pokemon. You'll just have to walk a bit first.


Q: Which character is most likely to have a sandwich named after them, and what would it have on it?

[Irritating Stick]

A: Jill Valentine, and it would be ham and turkey with lettuce and tomato, liberal ketchup and a beret on top.

Bonus Answer! Mario Sub. With spicy meatballs and mushrooms.

Q: Is Super Mario Sunshine a prophecy of things to come with regards to the environment?