Pach-Attack - Wii U blowout

by **robometal cowboy** » 05 May 2012 15:01

Pach-Attack - Wii U blowout
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by **LegendofSantiago** » 05 May 2012 15:03

-4 so far.
me in the comment section:

by **DeMatador** » 05 May 2012 15:05

Oh, this gon' be good.

by **Hawk** » 05 May 2012 15:07

Wow, what an incredible WiiU blowout! All our questions answered!

Actually, I'm sure plenty of people will press play expecting something to get mad about, and they will be disappointed.

by **motherbra1n** » 05 May 2012 15:09

Answer to question 1: dunno
Answer to question 2: dunno

Great job analyst!

edit: ok maybe that's a bit unfair, he did kind of answer the first question, but why did they bother with the second one if the answer was more or less "don't know"

I like the jab at ubisofts lame attempt to hide the fact that they milk the crap out of assassins creed by only numbering a few of the main entries, what I like to call the EA way.

by **Elfteiroh** » 05 May 2012 15:23

motherbra1n wrote:Answer to question 1: dunno
Answer to question 2: dunno

Great job analyst!

edit: ok maybe that's a bit unfair, he did kind of answer the first question, but why did they bother with the second one if the answer was more or less "don't know"

I like the jab at ubisofts lame attempt to hide the fact that they milk the crap out of assassins creed by only numbering a few of the main entries, what I like to call the EA way.

Perhaps because he gets this question a lot, and they wanted it to stop? I don't know..
But if he would have said anything else about this, nerd-rage would have ensued.

And yeah, even if I don't tend to stand up against milking, I found the jab to Assassin's Creed pretty funny. :p

by **Zug Zug** » 05 May 2012 15:28

He didn't say anything controversial.
I negged this out of tradition though.

by **axkil** » 05 May 2012 15:29

Micheal Pachtger has one of those faces and attitiudes that i dispise on site.

by **sundin13** » 05 May 2012 16:29

gave it a +1

nothing to hate on him about in this one...i agree with everything he said. kinda funny that a "Wii U Blowout" only has two questions about wii u and one question about some stupid glasses

by **NeroSuferoth** » 05 May 2012 16:33

Lol, there were people who were ragging on him because of the WiiU specs topic and it was actually a sent question.

@sundin13

Well, he ussually answers about three questions, so two of them being about the WiiU can be considered a blow out.

by **Frankula** » 05 May 2012 16:35

This guy just comes off as such a d*ck...

Who wears glasses? I wear glasses. A lot of my friends wear glasses. A lot of the people at my college wear glasses. Hipsters wear non-perscription glasses all the freaking time.

by **HereticPB** » 05 May 2012 16:48

God he is so arrogant

by **The_Dude1212** » 05 May 2012 17:16

I was waiting on his arrogance to pop out sometime during the Wii U, but evidently he can keep himself composed until he has something to tear a new hole in.

Ah well, beyond my snide remarks of payless analyzation, Nintendo already said they won't reveal the release date nor price at E3. So, I'm not expecting it at E3.

I'm still holding firm to my release date being either Sunday October 21st or Friday October 26th.

by **yanya** » 05 May 2012 17:17

*Stares over to the left of Pachter*
Is that a Johnny the Homicidal Maniac book?

by **Battlestriker123** » 05 May 2012 17:19

Well... that was a bit disappointing... and boring. At least he wasn't being a douchebag about it though...

by **sundin13** » 05 May 2012 17:47

yanya wrote:*Stares over to the left of Pachter*
Is that a Johnny the Homicidal Maniac book?

i believe so, i noticed it a few episodes ago

by **someone17** » 05 May 2012 18:44

+ 1 for the part on the google glasses. nice little laugh for what otherwise is an overhyped episode

by **Chosenoneknuckles** » 05 May 2012 19:07

He predicts a late Oct launch, eh? I wish [for the UK and Europe]!

by **SaberSmasher** » 05 May 2012 19:21

Honestly, I'd love a late October launch. (Please be October 21st. Would be the best birthday ever. XD) But I still see it being a November launch...

by **Vonter** » 05 May 2012 21:38

I see a late November launch date, a price set by September like the 3DS. Anything Ubisoft related near launch date (since like the Wii I see Ubisoft looking forward to cahsing in hype about the controller features). I know specs matter to people but, I think that the more we see about how the game will look and more importantly how the game will work that is what will care about. (I specially looking forward to yhe response rate of the controller's screen).

by **bonesawisready** » 05 May 2012 21:40

for once I hope Pach is right about a late October launch to help third parties, but I'm still betting on November 18th. A October launch to allow AC3 and MOH, Pikmin 3 to sell as a soft launch before Super Mario Bros 4 destroys everything (along with Blops 2 possibly)

by **internet** » 05 May 2012 22:42

so he pretty much said nothing ? oh well

by **thorn-rock** » 06 May 2012 08:27

Wow it's cool man, nobody said we don't know your name. It's just a typo...

Also must be pretty easy doing your job:
- don't know
- don't know
- it sucks

Done! Let's call it a day and have a couple of cold ones !

I'm kidding, I know the guy is an analyst and probably has other things to do to figure the market trends and all. But still, pretty lame episode.