Make a Wish~

[chris_the_wing]

Granted, but their new system screams constantly when not being played.

I wish Nintendo consoles screamed when not being played.

[Mirr0rR3flection]

Wish granted, but the screaming never ends and can only be heard by you IN YOUR HEAD!!!

I wish for Nintendo to make Super Mario Sunshine 2!

[ddddd]

Granted, but every time you use FLUDD you will have to take a leak.

I wish to have an extra incorruptible wish

[MasterofMonster]

Wish Granted, but i'll Ban you if you do! ^^

I Wish i had a Bearded Dragon.. ;_;

[ddddd]

Granted, the dragon ate you.

I wish I had never found the genious that corrupts my wishes!

[MasterofMonster]

Wish Granted, instead of a Genious, you found an Idiot who corrupted your wishes!

I Wish someone loved me!~<3<3

[Mirr0rR3flection]

Wish Granted, but after a minute of loving you, they come to their senses and stop.

For some unknown reason I wish My Little Pony never existed!

[MasterofMonster]

(you evil little man, Mirror!)

Wish granted, instead, a franchise called My Little Donkey was made~

I Wish All people on Earth would turn into Yaoi FanGirls when seeing my sig~<3

[Broken_Cartridge]

Wish granted, but since your sig is in spoiler tags nobody ever looks at it.

I wish that all those "gryoonline" spam topics were deleted.

[LegendofZelda1996]

Wish granted, but your Nintendo consoles only scream when everybody leaves your house.

I wish that I have a time machine, so I can travel not only to the future, but also to the past.

[MasterofMonster]

Wish Granted, but you made a Paradox and killed yourselves~

I Wish i looked like this: http://sanyasan.blogg.se/images/2011/u_ ... 294414.jpg

[Broken_Cartridge]

Wish granted, but no one ever takes you seriously for the rest of your life.

I wish that E3 was tomorrow.

[MasterofMonster]

Wish Granted. You were happily walking towards it... then you took an arrow to the knee.

I Wish RMC was my daddy!!!

[Mirr0rR3flection]

Wish granted but he adopts you away as soon as he sees your true gender.

I wish the Wii"U" turns out super cheap. $ $

[Fluffernutter]

Wish granted, but it is made entirely out of old styrofoam and rubber bands. And it runs on 9-volt batteries.

I wish I had a top hat like Layton.

[the_nintendo_screw]

Wish granted, but it slowly eats away at your brains. O_o

I wish I could get some Kid Icarus AR cards.

[chris_the_wing]

Wish granted, but they build themselves into a tenuous house that gives you crippling anxiety.

I wish I didn't sell my liver for beer money.

[ddddd]

Granted, but that was the only money income you had.

I wish E3 was tomorrow

[Waluigi]

Granted, but the conference was worse than 2008

I wish NoA would get half a brain and release some damn chaos emeralds games

[chris_the_wing]

Wish granted, but they release them for the CDi.

I wish Factor 5 still made games.

[Fluffernutter]

Wish granted, but they are only for the Amiga.

I wish I was a green, striped rabbit...with two butts.

[ddddd]

Granted, you got that shape by partialy merging with your twin in your mom's womb when she ate plutonium.

I wish to acquire an unlimited amount of oreos.

[Fluffernutter]

Wish granted, but they have no cream.

I wish I could absorb the powers of things I eat.

[Waluigi]

Granted, but you ate Tofu and SPAM and got powers of obesity and lack of taste

I wish I knew the future of video games

[ddddd]

Granted, but everybody still listen to patcher because you make too much sense.

I wish for a new Tony Hawk Pro Skater game as good as the three firsts