The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[KingBroly]

A: Yes, because they feed my power.

Q: How does Nintendo make their merchandise?

[WarioT]

A: With Gonintendo power

Q: What happens when all Mii's come to life?

[Steel Diver]

A: They will slowly take over the world. The Nintendo World Store in NYC will be there headquarters when they first invade North America.

Q: Why does NOA only give us on 3DS game a week, either download or virtual console?

[Waluigi]

A: Because they need to maximize sales of classics like Block Factory or Sudoku... cant have any competition now, even if you dont like those types of games. Flawless planning.

Q: What happens when Wii U sells 3 million units over its lifetime?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Miyamoto dives into a pool full of cash screaming "Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!"

Q: If the world truly ends what will Nintendo do? o.0

[Waluigi]

A: Being the only survivors, they start the next generation of humans - Real Life Miis

Q: Does anyone have a spare Wii U

[Irritating Stick]

A: I babysit Miyamoto's kids so as payment he gives me a Wii U for every hour of babysitting I do. Fair deal if you ask me, although he still won't let me take any of his Popsicles from the fridge....

Q: For the fellas of GN: Peach or Daisy? You know what I mean

Which one would you take on a picnic of course...

[J0RdAnN]

Daisy, I'd rather have the hardcore athletic one. 1.)She'll look better longer. 2.) I enjoy endurance runs.
Plus from what I've heard Peach is all torn up from Bowser's scaly turtle-man chode.


If Link, Mario and DK all walk into a bar, what would happen?

[KingBroly]

Link would yell, Mario would set the place on fire, and DK would steal a few kegs.

Free Question

[AtomicBean]

Q: What would happen if Samus Aran and James from Team Rocket got married?

[awsomelama]

Q: What would happen if Samus Aran and James from Team Rocket got married?

A: Their divorce would follow soon after leaving james without his bottle cap collection.
Q: who taught peppy how to do a barrel roll

[ninjaTOASTY]

A: Donkey Kong

Q: Why doesn't Link talk?

[Fluffernutter]

A: He gave up talking to perfect his grunts and yells.

Q: Why does Luigi always wear shoes with no traction?

[chris_the_wing]

A: He's actually a mime walking against the wind.

Q: Why am I stuck down here on earth when my heart yearns for an item check girl in the clouds.

[J0RdAnN]

you lost your sail cloth.

Why is Sonic not a dead franchise?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: I blame the Golden Onion Rings he still carries.

Q: I've heard rumors that Peach and Bowser had a daughter, what does she look like?

[Tingle]

A:


Q: What does Mr. Game & Watch think about in moments of quiet reflection?

[WarioT]

A: What's he gonna be like in Super smash bros Wii U and Nintendo 3DS and ponders if he really deserves it

Q:Why is there always a button at the end of the bridge that makes Bowser fall to the lava pit?

[DarkCobalt]

A: Because Bowser is secretly a masochist.
Q: Why does Birdo even exist?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: She exists as a result of someone's butt joke gone horribly wrong.

Q: What Nintendo character has such a sick mind that requires a psychiatrist's immediate attention?

[Waluigi]

A: Kirby, what with his eating disorder and all.

Q. Will there ever be another handheld Wario Land?

[AtomicBean]

A: "Maybe in another 25 years...."

Q: A Metroid invasion of planet Earth is imminent! What is your initial reaction?

[Jack_Atlas]

A: Call Pit so he can get it confused with a komayto.

Q: Can I get into a contest with RMC over total hairy dominance of this site? I may be partially serious on this question.

[Tingle]

A: It's impossible to challenge RMC's beardpremacy. The last person that tried ended up like this:



Poor fool.

Q: What ever happened to Pitfall Harry?

[KingBroly]

A: He fell into the pit continuously once this generation started. Infinite Respawns and all that.

Q: What did Hyrulians do about the Rupee inflation of the Twilight Princess years?