The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[DarkCobalt]

A: They tried to manufacture more rupees to counter it, but this led to a downward spiral of inflation. It eventually became so bad, cutting bushes to find money just couldn't pay the bills anymore.

Q: Where do Nintendo characters store all their money and arbitrary collectables, such as Mario's oversized gold coins?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Kirby

(*You know his mouth is an accessable bottomless pit right?*)

Q: What is keeping Nintendo alive despite all the people who wish its doom?

[AtomicBean]

A: Their seemingly endless supply of oversized gold coins stored in Kirby's mouth!

Q: What would happen if you put Samus and Fox McCloud in the same game?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: The world flips out in anger!

Q: Can this thread go back to getting replies on a daily basis now?

[gtt]

A:Sure, why not.

Q:Why isn't wario in the mario game about coins?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Warios on vacation.

Q: Whats the one Nintendo character all fans hate?

[AtomicBean]

A: Tingle's brother, Ankle.

Q: Why is Ganon a pig instead of something a little more scary?

[cortjezter]

A: http://www.goteamsgo.com/forum/general- ... -mmmm.html
A: http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&h ... =scary+pig

Q: why?

[led-naruto]

A: Because. =)

Q: Where do Goombas go when they get stomped?

[MisterOpinionHead]

A: They are reborn as Nintendo of America executive officers.

Q: In the Tingle games for DS, we learned that Tingle was once a 35-year-old slacker before his funny Uncle made him into a rupee-chasing fairy wannabe. But why are all of his brothers fairy wannabes, too?

[MasterofMonster]

A: They aren't brothers. They are clones!!

Q: Futurama or The Simpsons?

[Tingle]

A: Looney Tunes

Q: Will we ever see a 3D remake of Joust?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: Never heard of Joust

Q: How does Samus bare having a REALLY bad itch while wearing her Power Suit?

[MasterofMonster]

A: She goes into MorfBall mode, and her body, together with the itch, dissapears~

Q: What would Iwata say if he tried out Playstation All-Start Battle Royal?

[AtomicBean]

A: Where is Mario? [laughs]

Q: It's dangerous to go alone. What do you take with you?

[MasterofMonster]

A: A Mirror.

Q: When will Sony buy Nintendo?

[UnrealCharmander]

A: After Microsoft buys both of them at once.

Q: Is Mayonnaise in SSB4?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: Who knows, but the REAL question is...

Q: Is Luigi really "not straight" like people think he is?

[Jack_Atlas]

A: Was Big Gay Al really "Big and Gay"? Short Answer, probably, maybe even a definitive yes. Long answer, nobody knows just like with the Mayans and 12/21/2012. The History Channel are hard at work to make an entire special debunking this mystery.

Q; Has BEN ever seen the Fierce Deity's Mask and the phrase "God Says NO!"

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: No hes very busy. /shoot

Q: What is the best way to gross someone out? (•˛•)

[TheLastBlade]

A: Actually like Superman 64

Q: Is it wrong for me to hate A Link to the Past?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: No, because it pales in comparison to Majora's Mask!

Q: Remember him?

[Jack_Atlas]

A: Yes, with out A Link to the Past there is no past, present or future only Desu and internet rules that everybody is committed to in some way.

Q: Why has Non-Specific Action Figure not taken over Nintendo of America and localized every game Reggie has held back?

So I just got Ninja'ed What happens?

[led-naruto]

A: Yes I remember him.
A: Because Reggie is Giygas and NoA altogether. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvkFAQ9vB7Y

Q: When will we see Meta Knight without his mask in 3d?

[Fluffernutter]

A: When you no longer have "much yet to learn"

Q: How does Charles Martinet decide which voice to use in everyday life?