The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[JimLink]

A: Captain Falcon! YES!!!

B: Why does Ike fights for his friends?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Cause they pay him.

Q: Why do core gamers hate Nintendo? :o

[Irritating Stick]

A: Because they were victim of some childhood trauma and they try to avoid anything that reminds them of those days, Nintendo included.

Q: What's under Captain Falcon's mask?

[MasterofMonster]

A: Another Captain Falcon.

Q: Toads are mainly white. Goombas are mainly brown. Mario stomping Goombas is, in a way, very racist. Why won't Nintendo do something?!

[LDAF]

Q: Toads are mainly white. Goombas are mainly brown. Mario stomping Goombas is, in a way, very racist. Why won't Nintendo do something?![/quote]

A: You think that's bad? Look at the treatment of red bob-ombs vs. black.

Q: Why did Nintendo feel it was acceptable (for the past few years anyway) to relegate NST to churning out little but Mario vs. DK and clock apps?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Because they're their weakest Western developer (They actually developed Aura-Aura Climber, btw).

Q: When did the Elite Beat Agents learn to do strange dances?

[TheLastBlade]

A: It was stolen from a Japanese game.

Q: .... How come there's STILL bad Final Fantasy games?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Cause YOU aren't making them.

Q: What Nintendo character never shuts up?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: SA-X

Q: I wonder what's for dinner?

[dkanddiddy]

A: This:

Q: What Nintendo character would make the best president and why?

[AtomicBean]

A: King Daphnes Nohanshen Hyrule, because of his prior leadership experience that totally didn't end with the downfall of his kingdom.

Q: Why do people let Link bust into their houses, break stuff, and steal all their cash?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: 'cause they have infinite amout of them and they put a new one once Link goes out of their houses.

Q: Why does Nintendo shelves are filled with shovelware on most Mexican retailers?

[Steel Diver]

Q: Why does Nintendo shelves are filled with shovelware on most Mexican retailers?

A: Mexican Spider-Man stole all the good games (is that racist?)

Q: What would happen if Kirby ate real food and not waddle dees?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Mexican Spider-Man stole all the good games (is that racist?)

Yes, it is. /jk.

A: He would become Adam Richman (The guy from Man v. Food).

Q: Why Microsoft still doesn't follow suit and make Microsoft Rumble (their Smash Bros. rip-off)?

[Edsanji]

A: Because it will be a roster full of GoW and Halo characters on Viva Piñata and Nuts and Bolts stages... Oh and Forza motors cars too...

Q: Why Nintendo does not want to have a real online on their consoles???

[led-naruto]

A: Because this happens ->

Spoiler:

Q: How can Bowser resist all the beatings he had in every game he appears?

[battletanxxxx]

A: heavy steroid use(which is why he is always stealing princesses, its part of his roid rage)

Q: Who did Bowser mate with to make all those koopa kids, or is he just asexual?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: Dark Samus

Q: How exactly is Ganon no match for the King? I mean, Ganon is an evil beast that can use magic and stuff, but the King is just... a fat king.

[AtomicBean]

A: Because...The King is downright creepy. Just look at him.

Spoiler:

Q: Which form of currency is worth more in US Dollars, Bells or Rupees?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Biras (Magical Starsign currency).

Q: What would happen if Nintendo manages to impress the media?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Reggie and Iwata would get fired. WE GOTTA KEEP THE NINTY HATING SPIRIT ALIVE!!!

Q: How would Earthbound do in sales if it released here again in the US?

[led-naruto]

A: Awesome... for only stinky people, because this game stinks.

Q: Does Samus ever go to a restaurant or somewhere to eat?

[battletanxxxx]

A: Due to eating nutrition supplements provided by her suit for so long Samus gets sick whenever she eats real food.

Q: What does princess peach find attractive about a short fat Italian plumber?...could it be his mustache?

[Tingle]

A: Awesome... for only stinky people, because this game stinks.

Those are fighting words.

Q: What does princess peach find attractive about a short fat Italian plumber?...could it be his mustache?

A: His pipe laying prowess. (too easy)

Q: If Luigi wrote an autobiography, what would be the title?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Super Luigi Special Volume: A Life as a Shadow.

Q: How much does it cost to get the Mario Bros. to fix a leak?