The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[AtomicBean]

A: 100 Coins. Or in other words...a life.

Q: Are Wario and Tingle by any chance related somehow?

[WarioT]

A: They were separated at birth XD

Q: Why is Mario so greedy now?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: As a baby he was spoiled by Yoshis.

Q: When I ask a stupid Nintendo question, why do I get a stupid answer?¿?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: Because everyone here is incapable of giving logical, smart answers for anything.

Q: How come there's such thing as baby Yoshis, but no such thing as baby Birdos?

[WarioT]

A: Because all Birdo's are male

Q: Why does Boo keep sticking his tongue out?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Because he can't get the ice cream that fell on his back.

Q: How many laughs does it take to Iwata before he starts to choke?

[Steel Diver]

Q: How many laughs does it take to Iwata before he starts to choke?

A: The same amount of licks it takes to get tootsie roll of a tootsie pop

Q:When is the Full House video game coming?

[TheLegendOfCap]

Q:When is the Full House video game coming?

A: As soon as Nintendo gets the rights to the Olsen twins (Microsoft owns those rights).

Q: What would happen if Disney bought Nintendo?

[smashbros4svp]

A;they would have made Ultimate Mario Bros and Zelda and the agents of adventure and Pokemon assemble,3 awful shows for Disney Xd.

Q;Why aren`t they doing an actual Nintoaster console

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Because it already exists:


Q: Why they're selling so expensive the only available copy of Rhythm Heaven in my city?

[AtomicBean]

A: Because they want you to spend your money elsewhere!

Q: What's the real reason dodongo dislikes smoke?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: It smells like the gas they pass. XD

Q: How many forest fires does Fire Mario cause every year?

[Edsanji]

Q: How many forest fires does Fire Mario cause every year?

A: It dependes if it's Galaxy's Fire Mario not that much since the power runs out very faster, if the other he is still being wanted on may countrys for destroying wood =(

Q: Why I do love Daisy so much to want her on SSB4?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Because you were Daisy in your past life.

Q: How much an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet would lose if Kirby goes to eat there?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Nothing, cause Kirby didn't bring any money, he ate it, so they didn't allow him in. XD

Q: Whats Link's favorite food?

[MegaMan64]

A: HYYYYAAA!!!! with a side of, UUUAAAGGGHHH!!!!

Q: Where does peach keep her toad at in smash bros?

[Edsanji]

Q: Where does peach keep her toad at in smash bros?

A: Under her dress of course.

Q: When will Link eat the octorok he was hoping for?

[AtomicBean]

A: Whenever the king asks what's for dinner!

Q: Why did E. Gadd bother building the F.L.U.D.D. when the Poltergust can basically do the same thing?

[Kafei464]

A: He wanted someone to talk to while he took a shower!

Q: What are the odds the first 6th gen Pokemon revealed will be furry-bait in the vein of Lucario and Zoroark?

[pokemaster515]

A: The odds are OVER 9-...percent

Q: Why does Fawful have chortles?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: 'Cause he once accidentally inhaled all of the laughing gas from a whole pipe.

Q: Why does Ganon sing better than Lady Gaga?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: He sings better because HE IS LADY GAGA! (2×)

Q: If the moon from Majora's Mask came crashing down, what would someone besides Link do?

[Chaos L]

A. Chop off some cheese and eat it on some crackers?

Q. What would TWEWY be like if Neku wasn't emo?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Earthbound

Q: Why is it harder to lose all your lives in newer Mario games these days?

[AtomicBean]

A: Because after falling in a hole, Mario was reborn as a cat.

Q: What happens when you cross-pollenate Bomb Flowers with Fire Flowers?