The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[TR]

A: Darunia harnesses its power and actually learns how to dance, with explosive moves that are on fire.
..sorry. lame joke.

Q:Why can't Boo look at Mario?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Because he tries to hide its homosexuality. Alright, maybe not, maybe not

Q: Is the Non-Specific Action Figure (meme) dead already?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: It never existed…

…it was all in your head.

Q: Will Nintendo ever sell their IPs?

[Chaos L]

A. Yes. In Halo 5 Master Chief will hook up with Samus.

Q. What would Ninty name a new ip?

[Tingle]

A: Non-Specific Action Figure's Deeply Personal Journey Towards Self-realization and Spiritual Fulfillment.

Q: What does Miyamoto dream about at night?

[Chaos L]

A.MLP and, more importantly... RAINBOWS!

Q.What will the next pokemon spinoff be about?

[J0RdAnN]

Kart Racing.

How does Enguarde the swordfish breath on land in DKC2?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Its not really a swordfish………………ITS AN ALIEN! ●_●

Why doesn't Ash's Pikachu ever want to evolve?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: 'Cause then, Raichu would be Pokémon's mascot.

Q: What would happen if Meta Knight suddenly participated in a Gourmet race?

[dkanddiddy]

A: He'd end up like this:




Q: Satoru Iwata vs. Shigeru Miyamoto. Who you got and why?

[MegaMan64]

A: Shiggy. He has a red Pikmin


Q: If you were to go on a date with one woman from a video game who would it be?

[AtomicBean]

A: Who else but Samus Aran. Actually scratch that...I'd take Zelda from Skyward Sword instead!

Q: What if Reggie were a real type of Pikmin in Pikmin 3?

[J0RdAnN]

Then he would destroy his enemies by denying them the Mother Trilogy.

Why hasn't Miyamoto hosted a Nintendo Direct yet?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Casuals aren't interested in seeing Shiggy. (-˛-)

Q: How old is Toad? 0_o

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Below 9000 years old, while Toadsworth is OVER 9000 YEARS OLD!

Q: Where do the characters in Mario Kart keep their items before using them?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: You don't wanna know...

Q: What is the most popular Nintendo meme to date?

[Steel Diver]

A: My body is not ready to tell you the answer.

Q: Will the Wii U have a pancake dispenser?

[AtomicBean]

A: If you count discs as pancakes, then yes.

Q: Just who exactly is Bowser Jr.'s real mother?

[Tingle]

A: Wario. Try not to let that image haunt you as you fall asleep.

Q: If they made a live action F-Zero film, who would star as Captain Falcon?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: No one is epic enough to play Captain Falcon, so he will have to star as himself.

Q: How the heck are Yoshis automatically born with shoes and how come they never take them off?

[J0RdAnN]

Their feet just look like shoes it's an easy misconception to make.

Godzilla verus Giga-Bowser. Who would win and why?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

Giant Mario ................there is no reason why.

Who gave Birdo the diamond ring on her finger?

[JimLink]

Nobody. She/He (whatever) stole it from Mama of the original Doki Doki Panic.

When is the "ask auntie Pandora hour"?

[TR]

A: It's over.



...and never coming back.
Ever.

Q: Is the traitor done scrubbing all of the floors on Hyrule yet?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Yes, meanwhile, The King is still wondering what's for dinner.

Q: Is Link still so hungry he could eat an Octorok?