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Topatoi

Postby cortjezter » 19 Dec 2009 03:27

What a waste of time, space, and effort.

Jebus crikey this must be one of the worst platformers of all time. Controls are banshee screaming bad... good luck getting anything accomplished. It's a game about jumping, but they're unresponsive and impossible to judge in 3d space. I've made more progress squeezing a cinder block through the opening of a ketchup bottle.

Push enemies off the platforms? How about I rub two inner tubes together and see which one sinks first.

No camera controls? Sure, I don't mind falling off the fucking planet 20 times before realising it's not my clumsy fingers, but the shovel game design.

Glad there's a demo so I didn't waste money on this horrible, horrible game.
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Re: Topatoi

Postby Hyperfludd » 01 Jan 2010 22:10

I pretty much agree with everything you said.
It's pretty swell to live in a world where I play all the videogames without finding some reason to yell about it. Shame many don't visit that world.
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