The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[Jack_Atlas]

(Am I the only one that actually likes the Transformers movies..?)

Yes, yes you are apparently.

@HammerGalladeBro


A: Because he's actually cheating, he's supposed to only have seven rings in hand but those damned fairy tales are still in a trance, somehow.

Q: Out of the 3 hedgehogs Sonic, Shadow and Silver who likes to Super Sonic race the most?

[MasterofMonster]

(^ Noooo! But the movies are good!)

A: None. A certain Purple Cat loves it a looooot more~

Q: In a Run Race, who would win: Sonic with a broken Leg, or Mario?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: Luigi

Q: Why can't Brock get any?

[MasterofMonster]

A: Because his butt has been forever poisoned, and his ear has been forever broken~

Q: Wart Rhymes with...?

[Blazing Warwolf]

A: Orange!

Q: How would the world react if Nintendo announced that the Wii U will be released globally on 12/22/2012?

[MasterofMonster]

A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHHQRodF88

Q: What would happen if Nintendo made a Futurama game?

[Aaronnoraator]

A:

Q: Why does SiNG even exist?

[Fluffernutter]

A: Michael Pachter hate bait

Q: If CAPCOM works on another Zelda game, what will it be like?

[Jack_Atlas]

(^ Noooo! But the movies are good!)

Personal opinion, i can point out every single plot hole Bayformers has. All 3 releases

@fluffernutter

A: Exactly like Mega Man, nonexistent.

Q: If you put Micheal Pachter in a room with Reggie, Miyamoto, Iwata and Non-Specific Action Figure what would happen?

[MasterofMonster]

@Jack_Atlas
I know they have plot holes, and that they have about a thousand more errors, but that doesn't mean thay can't be good, right? .... right..?

A: Pachrer would nag. Reggie would be ready. Miyamoto would toss Pikmin. Iwata would laugh. Non-Specific Action Figure would approve.

Q: What does a Goomba taste like?

[AtomicBean]

A: Tastes like brown

Q: Which would make for better soup, Koopas or Squirtles?

[HammerGalladeBro]

@Jack_Atlas
Or you know, it'll have locked dungeons that are on-disc DLC.

A: Koopas, they would be perfect for the Korean dish their names are based on.

Q: What would happen if Non-Specific Action Figure doesn't approves?

[MasterofMonster]

A: The same thing that happend in the movie '2012'.

Q: If there's a Dry Bones for every Koopa you kill, how come there's no Dry Goombas for every Goomba you kill?

[Jack_Atlas]

@Jack_Atlas
I know they have plot holes, and that they have about a thousand more errors, but that doesn't mean thay can't be good, right? .... right..?

Not when Shia's character is a stand in for Bay in Dark of the Moon, because people's dislike for revenge of the fallen hurt Bay's feelings.

Read a review on the internet from another brave soul who could make it though that 2 hour and 34 minute movie.

@Jack_Atlas
Or you know, it'll have locked dungeons that are on-disc DLC.

That's a pretty good one, I forgot that they do that. Now watch, someone from Nintendo will see your post and hire them to do that.

@MasterofMonster

A: Because Goombas don't have bones to become "dry Goombas" have you ever noticed Goombas leave no remains? That's because they're on the bottom of Mario's shoes like a dog turd.

Q: Why don't the good video game companies make the movies based on Transformers and TMNT?

[Steel Diver]

A: Then they would have to spend more duh

Q: Why doesn't Nintendo have a build-a-bear like store where you make your own Mii plush?

[Tingle]

A: Because they lack the technology to make a Reggie plush toy.

Q: Can Non-Specific Action Figure challenge Mario for the role of Nintendo's official mascot?

[HammerGalladeBro]

A: Yes, and he wins since the challenge begun.

Q: How can Reggie's body be ready and feel like a Purple Pikmin at the same time?

[nintenfan1456]

A: Because hes the regginator and stuff.

Q: Why does Japan make such stupid and gross games?

[Steel Diver]

Q: Why does Japan make such stupid and gross games?

A: Because the entire Earth is now called Japan and 90% of the population is stupid and gross.

Q: Why is Kirby pink?

[Irritating Stick]

A: Because only real men wear pink.

Q: So which twist was more emotional, FF7 or Peach getting kidnapped in every Mario game?

[Fluffernutter]

A: Professor Layton and the Undwound Future

Q: How did King Boo become a king?

[dkanddiddy]

A: he's not; he got the crown out of a kid's meal at Burger King

Q: What nationality is Wario?

[nintenfan1456]

A: a nintenocrat

Q: Why does Mario love Peach? whats she do better than zelda? zelda is awesome and magical, and can use magic and stuff, and peach can scream and be kidnapped. why is peach soooo special?

[dkanddiddy]

A: Peach has a frying pan. Frying Pan > Magic

Q: What are Goombas made out of?

[Mirr0rR3flection]

A: Whatever is found in the sewers. (--------> should know, afterall he is a plumber. )

Q: When will Nintendo quit making games?