The Nintendo: Ask A Stupid/Get A Stupid Q&A Thread

[Steel Diver]

I saw another website do this and it was pretty fun so you do what the thread says ask a stupid question about Nintendo then the next person answers and poses a new question like this:

1st person:
Q: How is Mario qualified to be a doctor?

2nd person:
A: 4 Years of College then hard work at med-school.
Q: Then the same person asks a new question.

Alright here is the first question:

Q: Why does Link wear green?

[Koopason]

A: He thinks he looks bad in every other color.

Q: Why Does Captain Falcon want to see your moves?

[gtt]

A: He thinks he looks bad in every other color.

Q: Why Does Captain Falcon want to see your moves?

because he's a dance enthusiast, traveling the world studying the best moves of the worlds dance masters.

Q:What ever happened to pauline?

[MasterGoomba]

Q:What ever happened to pauline?

A:Met Stanley the Bugman, fell in love and have 3 kids

Q:Why does Pit wear an undershirt and shorts?

[KingBroly]

Q:Why does Pit wear an undershirt and shorts?

A: Because he's always on summer vacation.


Q: Why can't Star Wolf let Star Fox do that?

[Tingle]

Q: Why can't Star Wolf let Star Fox do that?

A: Because Star Wolf isn't ready to go to that far yet.


Q: Why is Cranky Kong so cranky?

[pokemaster515]

Q: Why is Cranky Kong so cranky?

A: Because of a childhood accident.

Q: What is Kirby made of?

[Steel Diver]

Q: What is Kirby made of?

A: Waddle Dee that he ate for lunch and Pepto-Bismal.

Q: Why is Tom Nook a jerk?

[theJuneBug]

Q: Why is Tom Nook a Jerk?
A: Because you murdered his infant daughter.
Q: Why does Malon sing 24/7?

[mock turtle]

A: Because she's a siren with eyes for Link.

Q: Why won't Raichu write me a love song?

[UnrealCharmander]

^ Because I don't like I see when I Pikachu in the shower.

Q: Is Samus dating Master Chief?

[Veitch11]

^ Because I don't like I see when I Pikachu in the shower.

Q: Is Samus dating Master Chief?

A: Of course not. They're from different universes....plus Samus has Anthony...yum.

Q: Will there ever be a first-person Zelda game?

[KingBroly]

Q: Will there ever be a first-person Zelda game?

A: Only if Bethesda makes it. 1001 Glitches in the first 5 seconds.


Q: Why does Donkey Kong have a thing for human ladies and not lady apes?

[mock turtle]

A: 'Cause ooh-be-doo, he wanna be like you-oo-oo.

Q: Why doesn't Mario's Tanooki suit have comically large testicles like an actual tanuki?

[MegaMan64]

A: Because that would be creepy

Q: Whats under shy guys mask?

[mock turtle]

A: An endless void that will consume you and everything you have ever loved.

Q: Why do Zelda characters act like they know what Link is saying, even though he can't talk?

[PokeMaster39z]

A: He can infact talk, you just need to turn up your hearing aides.
Q:Where do game charachters *ahem* use the restroom?

[Irritating Stick]

A: They go where they please during the loading screens.
Q: Why does Link never get any *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* from Zelda after saving her so much?

[Veitch11]

A: They go where they please during the loading screens.
Q: Why does Link never get any *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* from Zelda after saving her so much?

A: I don't understand what you're getting at.

Q: Why has Nintendo still not made that upending the tea table game? It'd be great with Motion-Plus...

[Steel Diver]

Q: Why has Nintendo still not made that upending the tea table game? It'd be great with Motion-Plus...

A: Because it isn't a hobby for Miyamoto... yet.

Q: How come no one ever talks about Art Style?

[thresholdXCI]

Q: How come no one ever talks about Art Style?

A: ...

Q: In Smash Bros. what are they fighting over?

[MegaMan64]

A: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 1 DVD

Q: How did Mario and Co. get all those karts?

[thresholdXCI]

A: This will spoil the ending to Super Mario Bros. Go Kart Thief Land 2 but...

Spoiler:

Corporate sponsorship.

Q: Over the last 25 years, Mario's skin has only got more silky smooth. What's his secret?

[cortjezter]

A: blast processing

Q: if mario and luigi are plumbers--and brothers--do they work for the same plumbing company or why do they wear different uniforms, with different logos on their hats?

[gtt]

A: blast processing

Q: if mario and luigi are plumbers--and brothers--do they work for the same plumbing company or why do they wear different uniforms, with different logos on their hats?

A: because they are colorblind and need their initials on their hats to tell them apart.

Q: What happened to Luke's (from layton) parents?