// Random String JavaScript Document
var foo = 0;
var bar = new Array();
bar[foo++] = 'Resistance is futile';
bar[foo++] = 'If you can read this, you are not blind';
bar[foo++] = 'GoNintendo tested, mother approved';
bar[foo++] = 'All your base are belong to us';
bar[foo++] = 'Double your hard drive space by uninstalling Windows';
bar[foo++] = 'Everyone has the same first name...just spelled and pronounced differently';
bar[foo++] = 'Fantasy Football is D&D for jocks';
bar[foo++] = 'LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!';
bar[foo++] = 'Press Alt+F4 to speed up your Internet connection';
bar[foo++] = 'UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START';
bar[foo++] = 'Everyone wants to eat the chocolate goodness that is Flareon!';
bar[foo++] = 'Burning things is fun!';
bar[foo++] = 'MS-DOS is the operating system for Goths';
bar[foo++] = 'Welcome to your doom';
bar[foo++] = 'You cannot resist GoNintendo. Give in to our sassy powaz!';
bar[foo++] = 'If aliens contacted us, it would have been through the Internet. 4chan scared them off.';
bar[foo++] = 'Remember, the difference between a bug and a feature is documentation.';
bar[foo++] = 'You spend far too much time on that computer. It\'s not healthy.';
bar[foo++] = 'Happiness is a chocolate milkshake ^_^';
bar[foo++] = 'Remember: Miyamoto could make Halo';
bar[foo++] = 'Muffins are just ugly cupcakes';
bar[foo++] = 'My thoughts are like SINE, your thoughts are like COSINE. See? Applied mathematics.';
bar[foo++] = 'We make the bad guys fall down and go "boom!"';
bar[foo++] = '01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111';
bar[foo++] = 'Every Saturday I cash in $5 for all pennies and then roll around in it to make me feel rich and powerful';
bar[foo++] = 'Blue shells in Mario Kart are like plasma swords in Halo. You don\'t have to be near anyone to destroy them!';
bar[foo++] = 'WE R TEH 1337!!!';
bar[foo++] = 'If you are having computer problems, try installing a Sans-Serif font';
bar[foo++] = 'One day, there will be a Windows update that\'ll be 2 Gigs, and what it will do is install Linux';
bar[foo++] = 'The winner of the console wars will not be Nintendo, Microsoft, or Sony. No, the real winner will be IBM.';
bar[foo++] = 'GoNintendo: We hate you fanboys. No, really.';
bar[foo++] = 'A level 50 moron is still a moron';
bar[foo++] = 'The Red Rings of Death is Microsoft\'s plan to counter the 360s if they become sentient!';
bar[foo++] = 'It\'s good to be clever, but not show it.';
bar[foo++] = 'My Wii is collecting dust. My 360 is broken. My PS3 has no games. I\'m going to go play outside!';
bar[foo++] = 'I like shorts. They are comfortable and easy to wear!';
bar[foo++] = 'Here we go!!!!!';
bar[foo++] = 'Do a barrel roll!';
bar[foo++] = 'Internet Trolling: The Next Olympic Sport';
bar[foo++] = 'Wagggle, waggle, waggle';
bar[foo++] = 'Warning: Nerds, Geeks, and Otakus present';
bar[foo++] = 'Fun for the whole family!';
bar[foo++] = 'I pity the fool who don\'t play video games!';
bar[foo++] = 'Now you\'re playing with power!';
bar[foo++] = 'The power is YOURS!';
bar[foo++] = 'Do, or do not. There is no "try."';
bar[foo++] = 'Good things come to those who don\'t work';
bar[foo++] = 'The DSi is just a DS and two webcams duct taped together';
bar[foo++] = 'The art of the <a href="http://xkcd.com/493/" target="_blank">anti-troll</a>';
bar[foo++] = 'That\'s why you\'re still a kid.';
bar[foo++] = 'Quit dinking around!';
bar[foo++] = 'Video Games: Serious Business';
bar[foo++] = 'Wakka wakka wakka';
bar[foo++] = 'Pew! Pew! Pew!';
bar[foo++] = 'Wild Internet Surfer (Lv. 42) appeared!';
bar[foo++] = 'Get N or get out...actually, just get out.';
bar[foo++] = 'A waist is a terrible thing to mind.';
bar[foo++] = 'Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven\'t planted';
bar[foo++] = 'Put a bunch of monkeys in a room full of computers, eventually they\'ll write Shakespeare... or Mac OS X';
bar[foo++] = 'I AM the Grand Poohbah!';
bar[foo++] = 'Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.';
bar[foo++] = 'Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.';
bar[foo++] = Math.round((70)*Math.random()) + ' percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.';
bar[foo++] = '60 percent of the time the site works all the time.';
bar[foo++] = 'Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.';
bar[foo++] = 'If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?';
bar[foo++] = 'Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.';
bar[foo++] = 'Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.';
bar[foo++] = 'The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.';
bar[foo++] = 'Why isn\'t "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?';
bar[foo++] = 'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.';
bar[foo++] = 'Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.';
bar[foo++] = 'SHINE GET!';
bar[foo++] = 'My reality check bounced';
bar[foo++] = 'GoNintendo: As extreme as RawMeatCowboy\'s beard';
bar[foo++] = 'NO RESETTING!!!';
bar[foo++] = 'Hey! Listen! Hey! ... Hey! Listen! ... Listen!';
bar[foo++] = 'Deux, make me a sammich!!!';
bar[foo++] = 'Cogito ergo periculosus';
bar[foo++] = 'The hardcorz are the redneaks of gaming!!!';
bar[foo++] = 'Did you know they still make games for the PS2? They\'re called "Wii games"';
bar[foo++] = 'Violence is the calling card of a weak intellect';
bar[foo++] = 'The General Studies major is the GED of college education';
bar[foo++] = 'Join our growing community <a href="/boards/index.php">forums</a> and talk with other members';
bar[foo++] = 'Wanna chat? Join us in our <a href="/boards/chat/index.php">IRC room</a>';
bar[foo++] = 'Have a question for the podcast crew? Ask it <a href="/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2155">here</a>';
bar[foo++] = 'Keep up with the podcast with our <a href="podcast.php">rolling archive</a> and never miss a show!';
bar[foo++] = 'Heh, heh...... You\'re... nice.';
bar[foo++] = 'If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?';
bar[foo++] = '"I would eff it!" -MomBrain';
bar[foo++] = 'A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome (Y/N)?';
bar[foo++] = 'Smell ya later!';
bar[foo++] = 'Don\'t shoot the nuggets! 12 adds a baby!';
bar[foo++] = '<a href="http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=500000" target="_blank">OBJECTION!</a>';
bar[foo++] = 'There aren\'t enough hours in the day to explain why Tails is awesome';
bar[foo++] = 'What\'re ya buyin\' stranger?';
bar[foo++] = 'Do athiests have to do exponential equations? I mean, they don\'t really believe in higher powers...';
bar[foo++] = 'When I want your opinion, I\'ll remove the duct tape.';
bar[foo++] = 'I\'d like to have more self-estem, but I don\'t deserve it...';
bar[foo++] = 'Isn\'t it scary that doctors call what they do "practice?"';
bar[foo++] = 'Free ice cream tastes better than paid for ice cream.';
bar[foo++] = 'GoNintendo: It\'s Super Effective!';
bar[foo++] = 'Pointing out people\'s misteaks is often helpful.';
bar[foo++] = 'Always finish what you star';
bar[foo++] = 'Ignore These Four Words';
bar[foo++] = 'This statement is untrue';
bar[foo++] = 'Here\'s an internets for you';
bar[foo++] = 'Mega Man 9 isn\'t hard, you\'re just not paying attention';
bar[foo++] = 'Video games are bad for you? That\'s what they said about rock \'n roll.';
bar[foo++] = 'Age is a very high price to pay for maturity';
bar[foo++] = 'Education is free. Diplomas are not.';
bar[foo++] = 'It\'s not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger';
bar[foo++] = 'I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person';
bar[foo++] = 'The Wii\'s graphic capabilities peaked in 2002 when Metroid Prime came out for the Gamecube';
// bar[foo++] = 'People use Facebook to feel good about not dating certain people from their past. Seeing them today...yeah...;

var x = Math.round((foo-1)*Math.random());
// x=foo-1;
document.write(bar[x]);