The gang at Kaer Morhen Forge are obviously big fans of the Witcher series, which is why they're crafting some amazing pieces from the book/show/game series. You can get yourself some custom Witcher swords, as well as other accessories from the series, so long as you're willing to pay a commission. Depending on what model sword you want, you could be spending anywhere from $440 to $1,000. You can check out the catalog of swords here.
Perfect for frisking at the airport