Uncle will show you the way
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn’t a dating sim - it’s a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
Looking for a little help navigating this one-of-a-kind adventure? Look no further than the video above, which features some extremely helpful tips and tricks from good old Uncle Hinti. If you can’t trust family, then who can you trust?!
Confront your hot but toxic exes in spicy fully-voiced PSYCHODRAMA BATTLES. Reveal your messy break-ups through NARRATIVE COMBAT mechanics which put a new twist on the turn-based RPG. Taunt opponents to discover their emotional weaknesses, and exploit them! Enrage, shock and impress your exes, or flirt with them to throw them off…